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| 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. !!!!DON'T CHEAT ON THEM!!(never)) It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. (and so will the girl that u cheated on them with)
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.
.....8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
......11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.(it can hurt our feelings and hurt more then you think)
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.
********30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. (fuck yeah)
31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)
32. NEVER talk about one of your other friends that are girls. NEVER hug another girl in front of your girlfriend. use common sense here, if your talking to your girlfriend, and you have nothing to say, and you bring up another girl, she WILL get mad at you. DONT BE STUPID!(VERY true)
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| 1) Single, Taken, or Crushin?
crushing
2) Are you happy with who you are with?
if it works out yeah i will be
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
yeah
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
yeah
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable?
if they cheated on you first..
6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
yeah i have and i shouldnt anymore
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
yeah
8) Do you want children?
yeah
9) How many?
1 or 2
10) Would u consider adoption?
hell yeah
11) If somebody liked you right now, what would you do?
depends on who it is.
12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
no cause then the guy thinks i dont like them and give up
13) Be honest, do you play "the game" when you are dating?
no im real
14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
yeah
16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
no
17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object. Where would it be?
doesnt matter
19) Do you easily give up when you are fighting?
no
20) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
yes
21) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you cant?
hasnt everyone?
22.) Have you ever broken a heart?
probably not.
24.) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
yeah
25.)What would you say about your last ex?
sfskuhsdkuhfsdkjvdn fuck you. | | |
| So my cat is still alive. She can't drink or eat anything though. We might just let her be until she dies. I want another cat but my mom said no :(
So i hate being home. someone needs to hang out with my this weekend. or thursday or friday since we are off.
i think im falling in loveeeee
and it sucks
kill me
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| so my cat...shes going to die...we dont know when.its so sad. all she can do is lie on the ground. we try to force feed her and she throws up. i dont know what to do. im not ready for her to die.
screw justin. he has a gf...he tried to call me yesterday after school to get me to come to his party but i said no, that i didnt feel like it.
i dont really need a boyfriend. i guess its just hard getting out of a three month relationship. i miss being hugged and kissed. i watch all the other couples every morning and i just miss it so much. hopefully..i can find another guy that will want to hug and kiss me in public..but for now i guess im on my own.
edit..i hate labels
Post this with that as the subject...
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBRAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big cock!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADOREAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im a PREP, so i MUST be stuck up
Im a DIRTBIKER so i MUST be a CHIC MAGNET
Im SWEDISH so i MUST be a HEADBANGER
Im GOTH so I must worship SATAN
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| today was boring.
except when i talked to justin...i might go out with him. i dunno. he seems nice, but i know he dumped his other gfs in like a week or less...so i dont know.
yesterday cipi, cynthia, her boyfriend and i made our drivers ed video. it was fun...cipi is a good driver. =) someone was tailgating us...bitch.
my cat is at the vet. somethings wrong with her heart...if she dies i'll cry, even though i was mean to her.
today i gave a speech for english. amanda pretended to be a lighthouse...lol. shes a very good one too. | | |
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